很喜欢香港漫画家欧阳的那些配图文字，有种不一样的幽默。幽默的含义就是在你笑过之后，觉得还能得到些什么。因为那些句子可以直达你内心深处。I am very interested in Ouyang's wonderful saying  from Hongkong,especially interested his another kind of humor.The real meanning of humor is that after laugh you still think you can get more。Those sentences touch the bottom of your heart.

Specimen
1.Because of his inner and outer beauty,He attracts swarms of bees and butterflies lately.
因为内在美和外在美的关系，他吸引了成群的狂风和浪蝶。
2.He immediately catches them and makes them into specimen.and manages to earn some extra money by doing this.
于是把他们在第一时间制作成标本以获取外快。

Incomplete缺失
1.She never had him completely.她从未完整得到他。
2.Occasionaly, she got his left hand, or sometime his right foot.偶尔得到他的左手或者他的右脚
3.Even when she had his heart, it never came with his soul.得到他的心却失了他的肝。

Bet打赌
1.Let's make a bet. Let's bet on whether the sun will rise tomorrow.让我们打个赌。赌太阳明天是否升起。
2.Let's bet if the flowers will bloom as usual the next day.赌明天鲜花是否一样开放。
3.Let's bet if you are really that unforgettable.赌你是否真的如此难以忘记。

Self自我
1.One day he finds the the old self has already died.一天他发现旧的自我已经死亡。
2.But regrettably the newself has not yet appreared.但遗憾的是新的我尚未生成。
3.He think that no self is quite relaxting.他想这是难得的轻松时刻。
4.It is a rare chance to do something he nomally dares not to do.他可用这少有的机会做些平时根本不想做的事情。

Some thoughts一些想法
Do not blame god. Even Gold does not know how to respond.不要抱怨上帝，因为连上帝都不知道如何回答。

Do not mean if you are not sick.不要无病呻吟。

If you are sick just pretended there is nothing.如果生病要装做若无其事。

Numbers数字
Keeping kissing up to thirty-one rounds正要亲到第31回

The lips begin to fester.嘴就开始腐烂。

Keep counting the one hundred and twenty thousand dollar banknotes.刚数到第2100元时

He runs away with the money before he finishes counting.尚未数完时，他就携款逃了。

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Comparison
1.He swears not to go to the zoo again.他发誓再也不去动物园了。
2.He finds that he is not as cunning as a fax and not as fierce as a lion.他发现自己既不像狐狸那么狡猾，又不象狮子那么凶猛。
3.and not as lovable as a panda.更没有熊猫那么可爱。

Love letter of another kind另一种情书

This is a stolen typewriter.这是一部偷来的打字机。

It works perfectly with only one minor shortcoming.能完美运行，只有一个缺点。

All the words cannot be found in a dictionary.所有的单词都无法在字典内找到。

Pounding on his typewriter, he types out a letter to his lover.敲击着打字机，他完成了给爱人的一封情书。

That’s life生活如此

Spend half an hour talking about dreams and ideas.花半个小时谈谈理想。

Spend an hour drinking tea.花一个小时喝喝茶。

Spend half a life communication with people.花一半时间和人沟通。

Spend all your life being a man.花一生的时间做人。

Appointment约会

He arranges the appointment in bed.他约了人在床上。

But no one show up on time.但没有人按时赴约。

Eventually everybody has arrived.最后所有人好不容易来了

But all are tired and go to sleep right away.却累得马上上床呼呼大睡。

Carefree放松

They go to the forest to hear the birds singing.他们却森林听鸟们歌唱。

But to their disappointment they just hear the birds talking.鸟们的谈论让他们大失所望。

and it is all serious potical commentary.因为听到的都是严肃的政论。

It is better to leave right away and buy a carefree weekly instead.还不如马上离开却看一份商业评论。

Mission任务

He receives a top-secret mission again.他接受了一份高度机密的任务。

The mission is to prepare the best fry egg.任务是准备最好的煎蛋。

Carelessly he breaks the egg york.不小心他把蛋黄弄破了。

He then gets clean-up by the agent.于是被组织处决了。